EF offsite reviews

Sleek, Sexy, and Smooth

Leisure - Dildo

Another great product sold at Edenfantasys!! This silky smooth piece of heaven is the Leisure – dildo by Tantus, it’s beautiful, very flexible unlike most strap-on dongs which are unbending and can become painful. This after a few tries has quickly become one of my toys at the top of my toy chest, having a multitude of purposes for self and even mutual satisfaction. With the capability of being used for solo play either vaginally or anally if anal use is in play you need to protect the toy against germs by using a condom over it, and the same goes for multiple partners, switching condoms with each player would be a great idea otherwise you’re defeating the safety purpose. It does calls for a water base lubricant.

This is very affordable at $44.99 for something so comfortable that you’d want to use it again and again (or at least I do). It came in a standing plastic see-through box and was encased in a plastic bubble with a cute little bullet by its side, it has the name Tantus stamped at its base, and a hole in the underside of it for the insertion of the bullet which slips in easily. The vibrations can be felt all the way to the top which in itself is impressive to me. This is made of the safest material out there Silicone which which is “suppose” to repel dirt and bacteria (but mine seems to searxch it out) and (thankfully) doesn’t fall apart with extended friction. The bullet that came with this is powered by 3 watch batteries (batteries included) and has a push button switch. While it is water resistant it’s not water proof . So it’s fine to play with while in the shower just not so for tub use.

After taking the bullet out of the bottom of this dong you can clean it by boiling it for 3 minutes it’s dishwasher safe (top rack), and for a quick clean antibacterial soap and water works just as well. It’s extremely safe being made out of Food-grade material, is Hypo-allergenic, Latex free, and Phthalates free for anyone with allergies. It’s total length is 7” of which 6 1/2” is insertable, it’s 4” round and is O-ring compatible for those who are looking for another dong for your strap-ons.

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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Long Tall Sally

Kleid dress - Maxi dress

This is the Kleid dress, it’s a Maxi dress created by Cottelli and sells for $49.99 +tax. This is a beautiful long black dress that you can wear to night clubs (if you’re adventurous), it’s great to be worn at sex parties guaranteed to turn heads everywhere you go. It made out of a netting with polyester material draping over covering the private parts. It’s made out of  100% polyester, it has a low tolerance for abuse so you need to be careful when wearing this. It is combustible so you need to be careful not to get too close to any open flames.

If you do accidentally catch this and any polyester fiber on fire it’ll shrivel up, adhere to the body, and become very painful before it puts itself out so be careful with any polyester that you wear not only this dress.

Being Polyester it can be hand-washed in luke warm water with a gentle detergent. It can be ironed only at a low temperatures and wears well.This is available for the following sizes: small, medium, large, and extra large. However: these are miss-sized they seem to run smaller than what they say.

Mine was ordered and came in am XL, it has very little stretch to it and it fits more like a large. I stand 5’5” and when I had this on it had a good foot/foot and a half draping over the floor so modifications will be needed. This would be more suited for the taller women out there I’d say at least 6’” or so. This and other remarkable products can be bought at http://www.edenfantasys.com/. Why pay more? When you can cut out the middle man and save some money. Also get an added 15% off your entire order by using my code TEZ. This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

Ups and Downs

      Platinum charisma zia - Discreet massager        Platinum charisma zia - Discreet massager
  These beauties are the Platinum Charisma Zia made by Cal. Exotics. These are rather large personal massager; whose measurements are: 4 3/4 inches long (without the base attached) and 6 inches with it on, with an insert able length of 3 inches (which is 4 inches since you now have a base), it just depends on the users’ mood at the time. It also measures 5 1/2 inches round, and the each weigh little over 4 ounces. As you can see, they come in two beautiful colors both purple and pink.
    It is rather large in girth and a little long in length for a "discreet massager". It has quite a velvety feel to be made of a hard plastic; there is no smell or weird taste. As for the shape, it has two thick circular bumps going around it for added sensation. Also there’s an odd scoop design in the tip of it reminding me of an ice cream dipper Which fits perfectly over the clit for clitoral stimulation (granted) for it to get you off you’ll more than likely need some  help, either from a partner or by another toy in your arsenal.
                                                                                                                                   

     These little beauties do have a lustful appetite of their own for double A batteries (batteries not included) that you put in at the bottom part of the vibrator. In order to get the bottom off to insert batteries, you need to twist to open and close (lefty Loosy, righty Tighty) it make sure that it’s snug in case you want to play in the tub or shower also take the batteries out of the unit to help them work longer. For other speeds, all you do is twist the dial on the base where you put the batteries in. When you get finished using the Zia you clean it with warm water and soap or a toy cleaner.
    I was unsure what to think when I first say it and its size; and when I decided to try it out, I really did not like the fact that it was so big in my hand. I was constantly moving my hand to get a better fit, but it did fit my clit perfectly in the scoop at the top of the Zia. The Zia is almost very silent as I was running her, although (she is a battery guzzler). I inserted my Zia vaginally and it was a tight fit somewhat uncomfortable for me. After a few minutes though I started relaxing I just laid perfectly still in my dark room. Then I started feeling the Zia start moving on its own (not in and out) but turning on its own and my vaginal muscles started to contract, I could literally feel my muscles reacting to the Zia, which was a very hot.
    Overall, I am glad I went ahead and got my Zia! She has her down side but then, her good side really makes up for it. This and other remarkable products are available for purchase at http://www.edenfantasys.com/. Why pay more? When you can simply cut out the middle-man and save some money.. Also, get an added 15% off your entire order by using my code TEZ.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

 

This is truly a novel idea way of having your cake and eating it too. This is an edible lubricant (one of many) I’m sure, and for being my first lubricant like this I’d say that it’s true to form. It came in a short round bottle and before I took the plastic wrapper off of it to open it I smelt the faint hint of strawberries. Once the plastic cover was taken off the scent became stronger once it was open. As I took the plastic cover off and twisted the cap open I noticed a thin plastic cover separating the gooey lubricant and the covering lid to keep it from spilling out. I just lifted it up and off with its’ tab and the scent almost became overpowering. Dipping a finger in it to take a taste some of it over flowed onto the side which I quickly tasted to keep from dripping onto the floor then I licked my fingers off (yummy) it indeed does taste like the strawberries that was advertised.

Now this says “Pussy Licker” and it may cause some to think that it’s to only go on a woman’s genital region, but it’s not the only use for it. The delicious gel can be placed where ever you like to put your mouth on, it can be on nipples, a males penis, his nut sacks, and even on the anal cavity (of both male and female) for those of us who like giving and or receiving the utmost satisfaction both to and or from your partner. This gel is to be teasingly and playfully licked off for added stimulation too foreplay, it gives a pleasing taste to areas that this is added to (as promised).

I put this gel to the test just the other day with the main Master (or DADDY as I like to call him) and another submissive female that I know, while testing this out just the other day, we discovered that this has a tendency to be really messy. Once it starts to dry it becomes tacky and sticky so we had to have a wet cloth to wipe ourselves and faces off before it started to dry, but only after we had our multiple orgasm and had to take a break. While we enjoyed ourselves and the product after a while the smell became sickeningly sweet, the odor of 3 of us wearing to became too powerful to bear (almost). After a shower and air freshener we were ready to begin again only (without) the gel. Suggestions for non stop fun would be to have a towel under the partner to save the sheets, another damp one close at hand to avoid a sticky situation, not using a whole lot as being a water base, it likes to spread.

  The Pussy Licker Gel comes in two distinct flavors: Strawberry and tropical fruit both of which smell and taste exactly like the fruit of choice, this is a water base lubricant, and the ingredients are: water (aqua) sucrose, glycerin, flavor (aroma), carbomer, sodium hydroxide, diazolidinyl urea, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate, may contain red 40 (CI16035), red 9CI17200)

This and other remarkable products are available for purchase at http://www.edenfantasys.com/. Why pay more? When you can simply cut out the middle-man and save some money.. Also, get an added 15% off your entire order by using my Promotional (Promo) code TEZ.

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

Barely There, Oh Yea

SpareParts Pete commando packer – packing strap

This is the Spare Parts Pete freestyle packer – packing strap in other words (yummy) by Spare Parts Hard Wear. I have been pacing the floor for almost a week now (due to the weekend) just for this “little” number and I mean little. I knew when I found this hot little number (purely by accident), while browsing my favorite adult online store. I knew that I had to have this  for my boyfriend, a gift for him to remember me by while he worked. 

This is nothing more than soft, silky smooth underwear with a wicked twist (no material covering the ass), reminding me of a jock strap, just with a remarkably soft crotch. These are enhancers for the male "membrane" the sizes range from S up to XL. I bought a large for my boyfriend instead of a medium. Due to the fact that he does have a rather remarkable "package" in his pants, and I’d just hate to give him any kind of discomfort. The first time he tried them on they didn’t stay on long after he modeled them for me. The next time he tried them (I took my time) giving myself over to pleasure by teasing and torturing him. As I worshiped his body with my hands, rubbing my cheeks, tough, and gently biting him through his soft, supple material covering his ever so growing signs of anticipation of what would soon come (several more times).

No matter if your significant other has a small or large package in his pants, this would make a great gift, not only does enhance what you do have but there are instructions in the package that gives you instructions on how to manipulate them to make you have a larger appearance. Speaking of appearance; to  keep them looking as good as new you can wash with cold water, no harsh soaps, bleach, and dry separately (best to air dry), without fabric softeners (it’ll totally destroy them). This I would recommend to anyone wanting to be daring yet comfortable at the same time, guaranteed no underwear lines in even the tightest of jeans. This and other remarkable products can be bought at http://www.edenfantasys.com/. Why pay more when you can cut out the middle man and save some money? Also get an added 15% off your entire order by using my code TEZ. This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.